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Där var man… Inte… Det grämer mig. Nu är det slut med NIN. Sorgligt är ordet.

Ladies and Gentlemen; the Vikings, those gentle, quaint, funloving old charmers.

1 In the beginning Pig created the heaven and the earth.

2 And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of Pig moved upon the face of the waters.

3 And Pig said, Let there be bacon: and there were bacon.

4 And Pig saw the light, that it was good: and Pig divided the light from the darkness.

5 And Pig called the light Day, and the darkness he called Night. And the evening and the morning were the first day.

6 And Pig said, Let there be a firmament in the midst of the waters, and let it divide the waters from the waters.

7 And Pig made the firmament, and divided the waters which were under the firmament from the waters which were above the     firmament: and it was so.

8 And Pig called the firmament Heaven. And the evening and the morning were the second day.

9 And Pig said, Let the waters under the heaven be gathered together unto one place, and let the dry appear: and it was so.

10 And Pig called the dry Earth; and the gathering together of the waters called he Seas: and Pig saw that it was good.

11 And Pig said, Let the earth bring forth grass, the herb yielding seed, the fruit tree yielding fruit after his kind, whose seed is in itself, upon the earth: and it was so.

12 And the earth brought forth grass, and herb yielding seed after his kind, and the tree yielding fruit, whose seed was in itself, after his kind: and Pig saw that it was good.

13 And the evening and the morning were the third day.

14 And Pig said, Let there be lights in the firmament of the heaven to divide the day from the night; and let them be for signs, and for seasons, and for days, and years:

15 And let them be for lights in the firmament of the heaven to give light upon the earth: and it was so.

16 And Pig made two great lights; the greater light to rule the day, and the lesser light to rule the night: he made the stars also.

17 And Pig set them in the firmament of the heaven to give light upon the earth,

18 And to rule over the day and over the night, and to divide the light from the darkness: and God saw that it was good.

19 And the evening and the morning were the fourth day.

20 And Pig said, Let the waters bring forth abundantly the moving creature that hath life, and fowl that may fly above the earth in the open firmament of heaven.

21 And Pig created great whales, and every living creature that moveth, which the waters brought forth abundantly, after their kind, and every winged fowl after his kind: and Pig saw that it was good.

22 And Pig blessed them, saying, Be fruitful, and multiply, and fill the waters in the seas, and let fowl multiply in the earth.

23 And the evening and the morning were the fifth day.

24 And Pig said, Let the earth bring forth the living creature after his kind, cattle, and creeping thing, and beast of the earth after his kind: and it was so.

25 And Pig made the beast of the earth after his kind, and cattle after their kind, and every thing that creepeth upon the earth after his kind: and Pig saw that it was good.

26 And Pig said, Let us make Man in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth.

27 So Pig created man in his own image, in the image of Pig created he him; male and female created he them.

28 And Pig blessed them, and said unto them, Be fruitful, and multiply, and replenish the earth, and subdue it: and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over every living thing that moveth upon the earth.

29 And Pig said, Behold, I have given you every herb bearing seed, which is upon the face of all the earth, and every tree, in the which is the fruit of a tree yielding seed; to you it shall be for bacon.

30 And to every beast of the earth, and to every fowl of the air, and to every thing that creepeth upon the earth, wherein there is life, I have given every green herb for bacon: and it was so.

31 And Pig saw every thing that he had made, and, behold, it was very good. And the evening and the morning were the sixth day.

JF: Du som tillhör den yngre generationen.
Varför skriver man ”aa” istället för ”ja”?
JF: I just don’t get it!
LZ: därför om du säger det tyst för dig själv så låter de annorlunda
LZ: och betyder annorlunda
LZ: olika typer av ja helt enkelt. ja är spiksäkert ja
LZ: aa är hyfsat säkert ja
JF: Det här är som Zen.
JF: Damn, jag är ohjälpligt efter. Tack.
LZ: haha stackare

Så, då har det börjat. Det nya livet, the hell known as ”gå ned i vikt din jävla sopa”. Detta innebär naturligtvis uppoffringar och allmänt lidande, inte det minsta av vilka är det egen ålagda öl och spritförbudet. Spriten i all ära kan man med fördel klara sig utan, men bärs? Snälla nån! Det är nästan omänskligt. Den 30/1-2010 markerade en historisk dag; mig veterligen var det den första gången sedan 1995 so jag gått en hel vecka utan en öl. Jag har dock tillåtit mig själv att dricka vin, framför allt sprizers (väldigt manlig dryck: vitt vin, is och sodavatten) och vitt, men det är liksom inte riktigt samma sak. Men det är å andra sidan bra.

Träningen har kommit igång ordentligt igen, för den som är intresserad av vilka dumheter jag pysslar med så kan man med fördel titta här.

Kosten ska ses över igen, men det blir antagligen det gamla vanliga, mer proteiner och mindre kolhydrater. Mellanmålet idag var nog historiens sämsta blandning av tonfisk, keso och… tomatsalsa…

Yummy…

In my sweet, sweet dreams…

Ska ta tag i resandet och ätandet under 2010. 13 – 16 maj är redan nu kraftigt prelbokat för London och St. John på torsdagskvällen och the Fat Duck på lunch fredag. Sen kan man synda fredag kväll. Sitta och äta en låååååååååång lunch med friterade djurdetaljer i china town på lunch lördag och därefter synda på kvällen igen.

Yesssssssssssssssssssss!

We can!

”– Det är inget katastrofscenario, det är inte ragnarök som väntar” - Erika Brundin, planeringschef på Svenska kyrkan, till Kyrkans tidning. Med anledning av att Svenska kyrkan kommer att ha tappat en miljon medlemmar fram till 2020.